Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Don't Say Gay

Disney World’s “Mr. Chode’s Fascist Wild Ride” Takes Riders Through Florida Under DeSantis

Guests arriving at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom park today were greeted with some rather exciting news -- they could be among the first guests to experience a new attraction. According to a press release provided by Disney, "Mr....

Florida Bans Education

https://youtu.be/12tytn2_4LE Education of any kind is now completely and fully illegal within Florida's state lines, thanks to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q). DeSantis signed the order just after his administration rejected more than 50 math textbooks...

I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year old resident of Lake Shitass, Florida. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pesghetti, and only those of Mr. Pesghetti. They do not necessarily reflect...

Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

Ever since Gov. Ron DeSantis's lizard faced press secretary defended Florida's controversial "Don't Say Gay" law by calling it "Anti-Grooming" on Twitter, the term has picked up quite a bit of popularity among similarly conservative Americans. It's now fairly...

DeSantis Warns Disney That Donald Duck ‘Better Put Some Pants On’ Around Younger Park Guests

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) is not going to stop his feud with The Walt Disney Company any time soon. At least, that appears to be the case as the governor just fired another warning shot across the Magic...

Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

https://youtu.be/pgjLMM60YNw This week, Florida's governor signed a controversial law onto the books that bars discussions of sexual orientation or identity in classrooms from kindergarten to third grade. The so-called "Don't Say Gay" law also makes it illegal to have "age...

A Second Grader Asked DeSantis Where Babies Come From. He Had Her Arrested.

This morning, while visiting an elementary school in Northern Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) was asked by a precocious, some would even say adorable second grader. The young girl walked up to the governor and tugged at his jacket....

Florida Nun Unsure If She’ll Be Arrested After Teaching Students About the Immaculate Conception

"It's tough for me to know, legally speaking, if discussing statutory rape is kosher with the new law." - Sister Mary Jane Yummipants For the last twenty-eight years, Sister Mary Jane Yummipants has taught second grade at St. Joseph's of...

Op-Ed: We Need to Leave Our Confederate Statues in Place, But Never Talk About Why They Exist

https://youtu.be/XYpPXRI-DNE The following editorial was written and submitted by Floriduh Governor Ron DeSantis (Q). The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Gov. DeSantis, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. As Governor of America's Dong...

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

https://youtu.be/dOrOCHMIB44 Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when it comes to his desk that will ban the discussion of sexual orientation or identity in the Sunshine State's classrooms. The bill, dubbed the "Don't...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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