Wednesday, November 30, 2022

El Paso

Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins is an unwavering supporter of President Donald Trump. Mr. Bohiggins told his subscribers this morning that he's "heartbroken, devastated, and outraged" at the news that a mass...

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- In the wake of a pair of mass shootings,  one in El Paso, Texas, and the other in Dayton, Ohio, The Weather Channel announced this week that will start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting...

Trump Says He Saw ‘Hundreds of Thousands’ of White Hoods at El Paso Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite local El Paso fire department officials denying his claim, President Donald Trump is still insisting that his rally last night in El Paso had more people at it than the one being held just a...

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

El Paso, TX -- President Trump tweeted earlier this week that Islamic prayer rugs were found on, around, and within the US border prompting a massive swell of paranoia throughout the Midwest. The alarm may have been premature, as...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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