Wednesday, December 8, 2021

election 2020

Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much doubt since just a couple of days after votes started to be counted. Because some states were forbidden by laws enacted by Republican officials, mail-in votes...

Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest

The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least popular president of all time, is having a hard time coping with the fact that he lost a popularity contest last month. Word on the Hill is that...

Matt Gaetz Pledges to Slur, Stammer, and Drunkenly Stand Behind Trump on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 6th, 2021, Congress will meet to do one of the very last things required to transfer power to a new, incoming president and will certify the Electoral College results. Those results will show that...

Trump Campaign Legal Team Scouring Constitution for ‘Stamping Feet and Holding Breath’ Clause

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The days are growing shorter, and Donald Trump's legal team is growing more and more desperate to overturn the election results. Despite not presenting any credible evidence either in court, or to the media, attorneys Rudy...

Florida Swamp and New York Dump Finalists for Trump Presidential Library

Presidential libraries are often planned and built once the nation's chief executive leaves office. While President Donald J. Trump may not have been expecting to have to start planning his own quite so soon, the fact remains that as...

Trump Asks If It’s Too Late to Run Election on “Golf Scoring”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is clearly rattled, and it would appear he might actually believe he could lose his reelection bid, now that the the campaigning is officially over. Ballots have been cast for weeks, and sometimes...

Trump Demands States Only Tally Biden Votes as High as His Base Can Count

PEWP'S PASS, PENNSYLVANIA -- There are just a matter of hours before Election Day, but that doesn't mean President Donald Trump is about to let up on his reelection bid. Today, the president is crisscrossing several key, swing states,...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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