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Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain
James Schlarmann
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December 6, 2019
VALLE DE PENE QUEMADO, NEW MEXICO -- No matter how much his groin region hurts, 37 year old Mitch Terkinblaum says he's never, ever breaking up with his girlfriend. Mitch does admit, however, that he should probably stop referring...
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After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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May 3, 2022
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Rapist Looking to Settle Down and Start a Family Grateful for Florida’s New Abortion Ban
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