Saturday, October 1, 2022

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Adorable! The Trump Boys Have Started Calling Joe Biden “Daddy”

All or part of this story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. All content is used with permission. NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- When or if President Donald Trump acknowledges his stinging, definitive defeat at the hands of the...

Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The outgoing president's sons have sent urgent letters to, as one of them put it, "the most powerful man not named Vladimir Putin I know," begging him to give them a new presidential election...

Eric Trump Tells Fox News 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's smartest son not named Barron or Donald Jr. told viewers this morning that "well over 95% of unicorn breeders" in America support his father and...

Bar Employee Who Spat on Eric Trump Currently Leads 2020 Polls

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- President Trump's most intelligent son named Eric was reportedly spat on by a bar employee of a Chicago eatery last night. According to published accounts, the female who spit in Mr. Trump's face was detained by...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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