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Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA — He says that there is “absolutely no chance” of it ...
Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Billionaire tech titan Bill Gates is reportedly close to making one ...
Report: Ow! Fuck! Pins and Needles!
GREEN PORT, LOUISIANA — Sources close to the situation are reporting that screams and ...
Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest
STROHK LAKE, CALIFORNIA — “Wait. Son of a bitch! I’ve gone in a circle ...
Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One
Participants in an orgy via the group video chat app “Zoom” told our reporter ...
CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Doctors with the Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this ...
Local Perv Weighs Risk of Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine to Watch You Shower Anyway
LA VALLE SIN ROPA, CALIFORNIA — Nate Robertson is a 45 year old self-described ...
Man Starting to Think Supportive Friends Are Bad Judges of Human Potential
LAKE ÉTOILE DÉCLINANTE, ILLINOIS — Phillip Fillmore, a lifelong resident of his sleepy midwestern ...
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