Tag: fake news
Mob Storms Local Taco Bell Demanding Mexican Pizzas
FORT PHARDT, INDIANA — An angry, maksed mob appeared at a local Taco Bell ...
Town Shocked to Discover Local Pious Man Actually Just Raging Hypocrite
EL OSO GRANDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — A small mountain town nestled in the mountains ...
CDC Study Shows Wearing a Mask Reduces Spreading Selfish Douchebaggery by 100%
HOTLANTA, GEORGIA — Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention just released ...
If He Can’t Murder Whoever He Wants, Whenever He Wants, You’re On Your Own, Rape Victims
He’s a hero. Everyone he ever meets tells him he’s a hero. So why ...
Basic White Woman Who’s Never Interacted With Cops Against Defunding Them
LAS ESTUPIDAS BLANCAS, CALIFORNIA — 38 year old cosmetics consultant Christiana Vacaciones says she ...
Selfish Fuck Oppressed by Polite Request to Wear Face Mask in Public
ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG TOWN, TEXAS — Scott Scooterson is a self-described “selfish fuck.” It’s important ...
Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA — He says that there is “absolutely no chance” of it ...
Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Billionaire tech titan Bill Gates is reportedly close to making one ...
Report: Ow! Fuck! Pins and Needles!
GREEN PORT, LOUISIANA — Sources close to the situation are reporting that screams and ...
Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest
STROHK LAKE, CALIFORNIA — “Wait. Son of a bitch! I’ve gone in a circle ...
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