Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported last week that recent ...

Man Invents Device for Translating Farts and Donald Trump

EDISON FALLS, IDAHO — Nicholas Tesler describes himself as an “amateur tinkerer” and he ...

Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today that his company has begun ...