Guests arriving at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom park today were greeted with some rather exciting news -- they could be among the first guests to experience a new attraction. According to a press release provided by Disney, "Mr....
He's known for a little while that he's ready to settle down and start a family. At 32 years of age, Chad Palumbo says he's done sewing his wild oats, and wants to have some kids. For most self-described...
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether he intends to seek his party's presidential nomination in 2024, but if the world were to be asked to judge by his actions, it would...
The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year old resident of Lake Shitass, Florida. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pesghetti, and only those of Mr. Pesghetti. They do not necessarily reflect...
This morning, while visiting an elementary school in Northern Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) was asked by a precocious, some would even say adorable second grader. The young girl walked up to the governor and tugged at his jacket....
"It's tough for me to know, legally speaking, if discussing statutory rape is kosher with the new law." - Sister Mary Jane Yummipants
For the last twenty-eight years, Sister Mary Jane Yummipants has taught second grade at St. Joseph's of...
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The following editorial was written and submitted by Floriduh Governor Ron DeSantis (Q). The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Gov. DeSantis, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff.
As Governor of America's Dong...
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when it comes to his desk that will ban the discussion of sexual orientation or identity in the Sunshine State's classrooms. The bill, dubbed the "Don't...
TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician who professes his love of liberty and freedom of speech more than Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL). DeSantis loves liberty so much that his administration's COVID-19 prevention strategy has...
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is on a crusade to eliminate Critical Race Theory from his state's classrooms, even if it's not part of any public school curriculum. He's already introduced a bill similar to Texas' abortion...
