WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of the United States for a little while longer, apparently, has been screeching incessantly about how he's the only politician who can save America from socialism....
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's smartest son not named Barron or Donald Jr. told viewers this morning that "well over 95% of unicorn breeders" in America support his father and...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders this morning, a Fox News executive expressed concerns about a new "worldwide news network," run by the government, which was proposed in a tweet by President Donald Trump.
Mr....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For months, FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been wrangling the president for a sit-down interview, on the record, about Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, as well as any obstruction of justice that may...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the comic book world lost one of its most influential and important figures -- Marvel founder Stan Lee. President Donald Trump was asked about Lee as he ate lunch in the Oval Office, and he...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope of the 2018 mid-term election results, has sent a "high urgency, bigly important" notice to outgoing Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI), demanding that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outside the White House this morning, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was stopped by reporters and asked about the story that broke this morning involving a bomb being found in a mailbox outside the home of...
