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Politics

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

News

Trump Asks SCOTUS to Force States to Count Votes Using Three-Fifths Compromise

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Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House

Food and Dining

Mob Storms Local Taco Bell Demanding Mexican Pizzas

Local News

Town Shocked to Discover Local Pious Man Actually Just Raging Hypocrite

Entertainment

Mickey and Minnie Mouse Sue Disney After Being Hospitalized With COVID-19 Symptoms

News

CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer

LIfestyle

Local Perv Weighs Risk of Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine to Watch You Shower Anyway