Saturday, October 1, 2022

gun violence

Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch

DUMFUQ, TEXAS -- Rep. Dan Crenshaw is opening a bank that will, unlike most traditional institutions of the sort, not be loaning any money to anybody. Instead, Crenshaw will have the bank loan guns to people, without a background...

Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation, about 53 different firearms in his collection. But the gun he just bought last weekend at a swap meet has him "more...

Gamestop to Start Requiring 7-Day Waiting Periods on All Violent Video Games

GRAPEVINE, TEXAS -- Videogame retail giant Gamestop held a call with stockholders today and announced that in response to pressure from the White House, they will begin requiring a full, seven day waiting period before any violent video games...

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- In the wake of a pair of mass shootings,  one in El Paso, Texas, and the other in Dayton, Ohio, The Weather Channel announced this week that will start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting...

Alabama Rape Victim Uses Legally Obtained AR-15 to Perform Own Abortion

LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, ALABAMA -- In March, 28 year old nurse and Alabama resident Jane Sampson was raped while walking home after working a late shift at St. Mary's Hospital. To her utter shock and dismay, when Jane missed her period...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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