GREEN PORT, LOUISIANA -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that screams and shrieks were heard from the vicinity of 476 Thomas Rd and that at the time of publication, it's unclear when the situation will resolve itself....
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's CEO Larry "God" Schumway, was brushing his holy teeth, and saw something he told friends and colleagues was "really crazy" and that he'd never seen...
DISAPPOINTMENT GULCH, ARIZONA -- In an interview with Couples Weekly, Tabitha and Mick Garrison -- married since August 2002 -- said that their recent sexual activity with one another was going, according to Tabatha, "really, really well," but then...
HOBOKEN, NEVADA -- Chad and Beverly Thompson just want to see even a modicum of respect and thankfulness from their four kids -- Bethany, Chad Jr, Gidget, and Mitch -- but, frankly, they're starting to lose hope that'll ever...
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND -- The World Health Organization issued an urgent advisory to all human beings on planet Earth, pleading with them to consider limiting all human centipedes to seven people at a maximum. The WHO's new announcement comes as...
LA VALLE SIN ROPA, CALIFORNIA -- Nate Robertson is a 45 year old self-described "perv" whose biggest thrill in life is watching you take a shower. The key, he says, is you not knowing he's watching you take a...
BECKY FALLS, MINNESOTA -- 43-year old Christina "Christy" Tomjanovich is judging the ever loving hell out of that shopping cart you're pushing. To be fair to Christy, she always judges what's in people's carts. Whether it's because they're buying...
The CDC has recently issued guidelines for reducing the spread of the novel coronavirus, which include a request to consider "social distancing" at large gatherings. In a nutshell, the CDC says you should consider delaying or calling off any...
CALIFORNIA -- This week, under mounting pressure from a potential pandemic outbreak of the novel coronavirus, the organizers of the Coachella music and arts festival postponed the event, moving the dates from April to October. It came during a...
LAKE ÉTOILE DÉCLINANTE, ILLINOIS -- Phillip Fillmore, a lifelong resident of his sleepy midwestern hometown, in a small midwestern town, recently sat down and wrote some of his friends and loved ones a heartfelt letter, thanking them for being...
