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Basic White Woman Who’s Never Interacted With Cops Against Defunding Them
LAS ESTUPIDAS BLANCAS, CALIFORNIA — 38 year old cosmetics consultant Christiana Vacaciones says she ...
Selfish Fuck Oppressed by Polite Request to Wear Face Mask in Public
ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG TOWN, TEXAS — Scott Scooterson is a self-described “selfish fuck.” It’s important ...
Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA — He says that there is “absolutely no chance” of it ...
Local Man Pretty Sure He Can Convince Himself to Masturbate
SPAYNK RIVER BANK, MISSOURI — In a sleepy town located on the banks of ...
Report: Ow! Fuck! Pins and Needles!
GREEN PORT, LOUISIANA — Sources close to the situation are reporting that screams and ...
Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One
Participants in an orgy via the group video chat app “Zoom” told our reporter ...
Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved
DISAPPOINTMENT GULCH, ARIZONA — In an interview with Couples Weekly, Tabitha and Mick Garrison ...
Local Woman Totally Judging What’s In Your Coronavirus Quarantine Preparation Shopping Cart
BECKY FALLS, MINNESOTA — 43-year old Christina “Christy” Tomjanovich is judging the ever loving ...
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