Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave...
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Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’

Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused this morning when she was asked about President Joe Biden's decision to end...

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...

Trump to Spend Romantic International Women’s Day With The Woman He Loves Most

"If you thought the spread at the Clemson ceremony was impressive, just you wait until you see what he’s got in store for Ivanka."

Would an Impeachment Conviction of Her Father Prevent Ivanka From Being First Lady Ever Again?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second impeachment trial of Barack Obama's racist troll successor to the presidency is underway now. In the first day of...

Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”

LAKE PARIAH, FLORIDA -- Life after her father left the White House has been quite a roller coaster of emotion for former First Lady...

Instead of a Library, Trump Wants to Open a Presidential Hooters Franchise

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most of the modern presidents have, upon leaving office, opened a presidential library where they house artifacts and important documents from...

Ivanka Assures Rudy Her Daddy ‘Can’t Stiff Anyone For Too Long’

Reports are starting to circulate that President Donald Trump, who has less than a week left to occupy the White House, has directed this...

Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the world's most famous gold miners -- who also happens to be a racist birther -- has told her...

Ivanka Doesn’t Think She Should Have to Sleep Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- People in her orbit are telling media sources that First Lady Ivanka Trump is panicked and quite unhappy about the fact...

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