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January 6th

FBI Confirms Hunter Biden’s Laptop Didn’t Contain Any PowerPoints on Overthrowing Democracy

We still don't know what the contents of the infamous Hunter Biden laptop are, despite some very prominent right-wing Twitter trolls like Glenn "Sugar Daddy" Greenwald telling us how much we should be concerned about them. Some might wonder...

Marco Rubio Will Condemn January 6th as Soon as the Armed Trump Supporter Says He Can

Senator Marco Rubio believes that the events of January 6th are shameful, violent, and deserve to be condemned in the strongest terms possible, which he fully intends to say out loud. Just as soon as the man in a...

History: One Year Ago, a President Suffered Humiliating Insurrectile Dysfunction

In American history, there are many dates that carry more importance than others. July 4th, December 7th, and September 11th are some of the most famous and infamous. Last year, exactly one year ago, January 6th joined those dates...

Selected Excerpts from Mark Meadows’ January 6th Text Messages

Just how much the buzz about former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows' text messages from January 6th are getting outside the beltway isn't quite sure at this time. However, on the Hill, it's all anyone can talk...

Golden Corral Taps Tucker Carlson to Promote “Patriot Binge and Purge” Loyalty Program

This week, Fox News will begin airing a docuseries produced by noted white nationalist trust fund baby Tucker Carlson entitled, Patriot Purge. In the docuseries, which is already garnering enormous backlash, Carlson advances the narrative that the events on January 6th,...

Boebert Thought Planning Trump’s Insurrection Just Meant ‘Giving Boners to Some Dirty MAGAs’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to a new bombshell report in Rolling Stone that indicates she participated in a plot to overturn last year's election, freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) tried to bat away, deflect, and downplay the implications of the article. "Yeah,...

Greene Vows to ‘Destroy’ Tech Companies That Hand Over Records By Making Donald Trump Their CEO

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Congressional Republicans once more found themselves worked into a lather over the failed insurrection of January 6th. That day, a violent mob of pro-MAGA, pro-Trump Republican voters, urged on by weeks of baseless allegations...

Coroner Updates Ashli Babbitt’s Cause of Death to ‘Believing a Moron’s Bullshit Too Much’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The coroner tasked with determining the cause of death for Ashli Babbitt -- the domestic terrorist shot and killed while attempting to breach the capitol on January 6th, 2021 -- has updated their findings of determination....

Mike Pence on Jan 6th: “The Former President Heard I Liked It Rough”

On January 6th, 2021 a pro-Trump mob stormed the capitol in an attempt to stop Congress from certifying Joe Biden as the next president. It's been called an "insurrection," a "domestic terror attack," and even a "failed coup" by...

All His Past Lovers Can’t Believe Don Trump’s Dong Was Big Enough to Block January 6th Commission

"I mean, just based on the VERY SMALL amount of time I spent with him, you know, intimately, I would say I'm quite shocked it was that big," one past lover of former President Donald Trump told us during...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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