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Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger...
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First Recorded Sounds From Mars Are Martians Thanking Us For Electing Biden

In a truly stunning turn of events, the first audio recordings of the surface of Mars have been transmitted back to Earth by a...

Nation Grips Itself for Another Week Without a Presidential Golf Outing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years, if there was one thing Americans could come to rely on, it was not their president's rock steady...

No More Diet Cokes or Adderall at the Push of a Button in Biden’s White House

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Amongst the many changes being made in the Oval Office, White House officials confirmed the removal of Donald Trumps “Diet Coke Button”,...

Biden Shuts Down Federal Research Into Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The federal government will no longer be researching a windmill cancer vaccine, thanks to a new executive order signed by President...

Closest McDonald’s Franchise to the White House Files Bankruptcy

CAPITOL HILL --  McDonald's general manager, Richard Reid, says with the former president leaving the White House, the restaurants future looks bleak. "He was our...

Biden ‘Not Likely’ to Continue Presidential Tradition of Staring Straight Into an Eclipse

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Every four years, the United States of America holds a presidential election, and whoever wins the most votes in the Electoral...

Melania: Giving WH Tours To Incoming First Ladies Is The Only Thing She Won’t Steal From Michelle Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, Third First Lady Melania Trump shocked quite a few people when she plagiarized entire sections of a speech given...

To Discourage Another Attack, Biden May Taken Oath of Office in a Science Class

This story has been reprinted with full permission from The Pastiche Post. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...

Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers who is quite used to a change in...

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