Sunday, February 28, 2021

Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger...
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Illinois GOP Censures Abe Lincoln

STONEWALL, ILLINOIS -- The Illinois Republican Party has been on a censure-spree lately. This week, they officially condemned Rep. Adam Kinzinger, himself a Republican from...

Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000

The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled their account. It was an action that left thousands of...

Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial of President Lying Sack of Shit was, to put it mildly, a long...

Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

WALLACE, GEORGIA -- A man in a MAGA hat burning a cross on the lawn of his black neighbor is not a racist, he...

Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation, about 53 different firearms in his collection....

The Klan Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets

WHITE PLAINS, KANSAS -- A spokesman for the Ku Klux Klan formally apologized for racist, pro-Donald Trump pamphlets that the KKK disseminated in Kansas...

MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he has "had up to here" with having to dial-1...

Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

San Francisco, CA -- Social media giant Twitter launched a 'just-in-time' fact checking service this weeks which aims to "lessen the spread of false...

Trump to Shoot Somebody on Fifth Avenue to Celebrate MLK Day

Washington, D.C. -- President Trump casually mentioned that he plans on shooting "somebody" on New York City's Fifth Avenue in honor of Martin Luther...

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