FT. IVERMECTIN, KENTUCKY -- For months, the Biden administration has grappled with how, exactly, to convince millions of Americans to get a COVID-19 vaccine. Despite their best efforts, vaccination became politicized with the help of former President Don Trump...
CANTERLOT, EQUESTRIA -- In an early morning press release issued today, Head of State Princess Celestia congratulated Big Bird on their recent vaccination.
"We celebrate Big Birds decision to receive the newly approved Pfizer vaccine and hope all mythical creatures...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to a new bombshell report in Rolling Stone that indicates she participated in a plot to overturn last year's election, freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) tried to bat away, deflect, and downplay the implications of the article.
"Yeah,...
Fox News host Sean Hannity told his radio audience today that he believes all fifty states in America should be conducting "rigorous, exhaustive audits" of the 2020 election. He also said "true patriots" won't stop there, though. They'll also...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- If you're going to die soon, and if when you do you expect to wind up in Heaven, you better bring your vaccination records with you.
At a press conference held from outside the bounds...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected Republicans spent most of 2020 defending, propping up, and cheerleading for Operation Warp Speed -- the Trump Administration's effort to partner with pharmaceutical giants to develop a vaccine for COVID-19 at record-breaking speed. Despite the...
LAKE AMPHETAMINE, MINNESOTA -- During a press conference held from his own basement this morning, American entrepreneur Mike Lindell didn't just claim, without any evidence, that President Donald Trump would be restored to the presidency in August, which given...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She voted against its formation, but freshman Qongresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado told reporters this morning that if the January 6th commission is going to meet, the CEO of Antifa "must be issued a sub-penis and...
"The Darwin Institute has always been committed to supporting any endeavor to prove evolution is real." - Dr. Hans Katsipp
Dr. Hans Katsipp of the Charles Darwin Institute issued a press release from organization today in which he told people...
STONEWALL, ILLINOIS -- The Illinois Republican Party has been on a censure-spree lately.
This week, they officially condemned Rep. Adam Kinzinger, himself a Republican from Illinois, over his vote to impeach former President Tiny Hands McGee. Kinzinger is one of...
