Thursday, June 1, 2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Stable Hands Confirm Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Always Been Anti-Grooming

Ever since Gov. Ron DeSantis's lizard faced press secretary defended Florida's controversial "Don't Say Gay" law by calling it "Anti-Grooming" on Twitter, the term has picked up quite a bit of popularity among similarly conservative Americans. It's now fairly...

Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

Doctors in Colorado are marveling at the news that a congressional representative from their state successfully gave six brain cells to another member of Congress, lived to tell the tale, and still has roughly half her brain cells leftover. Today,...

Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

https://youtu.be/ra7Mq4mp5EI Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to drafting Articles of Impeachment against President Joe Biden. Ever since she was stripped of her committee assignments less than a week after taking office because unhinged, violent social media posts...

Greene Hopeful Her Voice Won’t Be Hoarse or Horsey During State of the Union Response

Tonight, President Joe Biden will deliver his first State of the Union address. Last year, in the wake of the Trump Steaks of Insurrections, Biden gave a speech to a joint session of Congress, but not a State of the...

Del Mar Racetrack Cancels MTG’s Stable Rental Due to Lack of Payment

DEL MAR, CALIFORNIA -- Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene will no longer be able to rest her tired, cloven feet at the Del Mar Racetrack's stable facility. This development comes after Del Mar informed Greene this week that she...

She Will Not Comply With Vaccine Mandates, Mask Mandates, or Basic Standards of Human Hygiene

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene is, to put it bluntly, not a fan of either vaccination or masking mandates. Despite owning stock in companies that produce COVID-19 vaccines, Greene has railed against them and proudly claims to...

Ever Since My Butthole Started Following MTG on Facebook, It’s Spewed the Dumbest Shit

In hind(end)sight, giving my rectum its own Facebook account has come back to bite me squarely in the ass. Maybe I should have known better, but as you'll see from reading this story, I was really put in quite...

Twitter: MTG Is Allowed One Account Per IQ Point

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Twitter made headlines when it permanently banned the personal account of a sitting congresspony. Citing her repeated posts that spread COVID-19 disinformation, Twitter announced that they had permanently disabled the personal account...

In Hindsight, Crossing Horse, Demon, and Nazi DNA Was Probably a Bad Idea

The following is an excerpt from a new book entitled, "Making a Monster," written by Dr. Benson Hornaydieux of the American Institute of Genetic Research. In his new book, Dr. Hornaydieux reveals some rather earth shattering details about freshman...

Boebert Thought Planning Trump’s Insurrection Just Meant ‘Giving Boners to Some Dirty MAGAs’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to a new bombshell report in Rolling Stone that indicates she participated in a plot to overturn last year's election, freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) tried to bat away, deflect, and downplay the implications of the article. "Yeah,...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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