Tuesday, December 7, 2021

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Pro-Life Republican Against Life Saving Vaccines and Masks

IDIOTSBERG, TENNESSEE -- Sam Bedford has been what he calls a "rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, Constitutional pro-life conservative Republican" his entire life. Bedford's mom and dad are Republicans, though his maternal grandparents were both Democrats of the FDR vintage. However, for...

Darwin Institute Encourages MAGA to Refuse Vaccine and Masks

"The Darwin Institute has always been committed to supporting any endeavor to prove evolution is real." - Dr. Hans Katsipp Dr. Hans Katsipp of the Charles Darwin Institute issued a press release from organization today in which he told people...

CDC Recommends Covering Tucker Carlson’s Face With Your Fists

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fox White Supremacist News host Tucker Carlson doesn't want Americans wearing masks anymore, and he's even gone so far as to suggest that people should call child protective services if they see a kid wearing a...

Selfish Fuck Oppressed by Polite Request to Wear Face Mask in Public

ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG TOWN, TEXAS -- Scott Scooterson is a self-described "selfish fuck." It's important to understand that, Scott says, if you're going to be his friend, or associate with him in any way. "I always, always look out for myself...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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