Tuesday, December 7, 2021

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Trump Left Behind Unpaid $1 Million McDonald’s Tab for Biden Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presidential transitions take time, and as such, it can be months into a new administration when the public is made aware of something the last one did, or in some case did not, do. One such...

Biden Directs Space Force to Stop Its ‘McDonald’s on the Moon’ Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Space Force will no longer be developing a plan to install a McDonald's fast food franchise on Earth's moon. This new development came this morning, as President Joe Biden announced that he would be ending Space...

Closest McDonald’s Franchise to the White House Files Bankruptcy

CAPITOL HILL --  McDonald's general manager, Richard Reid, says with the former president leaving the White House, the restaurants future looks bleak. "He was our number one customer," Reid states. "Between honoring world class athletes with thousands of dollars worth...

Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers who is quite used to a change in power resulting in a change of decor. When one president leaves and another enters, the...

McDonald’s Unveils New “McF#ckIt” Burger For Customers Who Just Don’t Care Anymore

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS -- Fast food monolith McDonald's told investors today that a brand new burger will be added to most menus worldwide starting in the third quarter of 2018. The "McFuckIt" burger will be the largest burger in...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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