Tuesday, December 7, 2021

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Woman Doesn’t Think Her Cat Cares That She Was Diagnosed With Coronavirus

FELIX HILLS, MINNESOTA -- A woman and her cat are currently "not really on speaking terms" after the two had a falling out regarding a coronavirus diagnosis. 55 year old Susan Garfield says her cat, Sir Furball McFluffykins, are...

Coronavirus Update: CDC Strongly Urges People to Stop Licking Each Other’s Nostrils

WASHINGTON, D.C -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a strong advisory warning against the practice of "nostril licking," at least until after the threat from the novel coronavirus has subsided. "We understand the impulse, don't get us wrong,...

Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”

The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man who has all sorts of political opinions that he feels should also be your political opinions. The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Whistler do...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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