Saturday, October 1, 2022

Mexico

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

THIS STORY WAS REPUBLISHED WITH DIRECT PERMISSION FROM SISTER PUBLICATION THE PASTICHE POST. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for any company hired to move outgoing President Donald Trump's belongings from the White...

Mexico Sends Final $0.00 Check For Trump’s Wall

The following story was originally filed by Alternative Facts. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he ran for president in 2016, Donald J. Trump promised that he was going to build a wall on the southern border between Mexico and the...

For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s Rhetoric

RIO DE LA GUEROS, CALIFORNIA -- Technically, 35 year old Susan Reedy is an illegal immigrant, residing in a sleepy, coastal California town. Susan came here about 17 years ago as a student, and she overstayed her visa. She's...

White House Caters Cinco de Mayo Luncheon with Taco Bell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration continued its recent trend of catering events at the White House using fast food restaurant items today. At a special luncheon held in the Rose Garden, attendees were treated to an assortment of...

Mexico Agrees to Pay for National Emergency as Long as Trump Can Prove it Exists

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has sent an official communique to both houses of Congress, offering to shoulder the financial burden of "any national emergency that Trump can prove is real." "To the people of the...

Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street

New York, NY -- Throwing their hat into Caravan craze, childhood heroes the Muppets announced plans to march towards Sesame Street because apparently no one knows how to get there anymore. //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Approximately 20 Muppets are participating...

Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

Miami, FL -- Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its foreign-born and domestic workers in all of its 7400 restaurants with foreign-built robots. The company says that it plans on installing over 60,000 Mexican-engineered and...

Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA, Not Really News has obtained information on a giant secret government experiment that took place over a period of years. Funded through both the U.S. government and private...

Trump Settles For Holographic Wall

Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr. Trump's willingness to compromise on a "holographic" version of his proposed wall, the New York Times is reporting today. The aide, who wished to remain anonymous, says the...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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