Thursday, June 1, 2023

Mike Pence

Mike Pence on Jan 6th: “The Former President Heard I Liked It Rough”

On January 6th, 2021 a pro-Trump mob stormed the capitol in an attempt to stop Congress from certifying Joe Biden as the next president. It's been called an "insurrection," a "domestic terror attack," and even a "failed coup" by...

Mike Pence Plans to Leave D.C. and Move In Next Door to Trump’s Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While most Americans have been keeping a close eye on outgoing President Donald Trump as he struggles to cope with losing last month's election and what to do next, there's another very powerful man who will...

Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't like to do it; in fact, he loathes it every time he has to. That doesn't change the fact that, every so often, Vice President Mike Pence has to lie to Mother about things....

Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours just staring at maps of four states -- Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri. According to several sources close to the situation, Pence is in a...

Trump Not Happy with Pence’s Halloween Costume

Washington D.C. -- According to leaks from within the West Wing of the White House, President Trump was visibly displeased with Vice President Pence's choice of Halloween costume. Reports emerged claiming that the President slipped into a fit of...

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Green Bay, WI -- Vice President Mike Pence broke into an uncharacteristic and surprisingly decent version of a "robot dance" during a Green Bay, Wisconsin campaign stop for controversial governor Scott Walker. Poll results released Wednesday...

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- ISIS has issued a statement this morning, congratulating Vice President Mike Pence on the religious freedom task force started by the Trump administration this week. "Dear Vice President Imam Pence," the letter...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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