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Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger...
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Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of the United States ever, Donald Trump was an alleged businessman. Throughout the 1970's,...

Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug and 51 brooms have been delivered to the Senate chamber...

Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial of President Lying Sack of Shit was, to put it mildly, a long...

McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump began its second day. Claiming a desire to "stick completely to history,...

Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick Garland have released a statement, following Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's speech on...

Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...

Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sculptor in the nation's capital almost made quite an embarrassing mistake, but at the time of publication, all seems to...

Billy Joel Says McConnell Was Inspiration for “Only the Good Die Young”

NEW YORK STATE OF MIND, NEW YORK -- Singer/songwriter and piano man Billy Joel was speaking to reporters today outside his New York home....

Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's third smartest son intends to assert two legal privileges when he testifies before the Senate Intelligence...

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