Tag: political satire
Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America
CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS — Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite ...
Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to ...
Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”
The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man ...
Trump Supporters Demand Football Hall of Fame Remove Socialist Barry Sanders
The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement regarding a “deluge of calls, ...
Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR
WASHINGTON, D.C. — He doesn’t like to do it; in fact, he loathes it ...
Musk Invests $10 Million in New Water Pipe Company
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Last year, Elon Musk made headlines when he appeared ...
Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar
WASHINGTON. D.C. — President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production in part because ...
Trump Pardons Lee Harvey Oswald
NARANJO CHINGADOR, CALIFORNIA — President Donald Trump has not been ashamed to use his ...
Boy Scouts of America Moves Headquarters to Vatican City
VATICAN CITY, THE VATICAN — The Boy Scouts of America is filing for bankruptcy ...
Look at This Obsequious, Pudgy Cunt Corrupting Our Justice Department at the Behest of His Pudgy Cunt Boss
The following is a profane op-ed written by some fuck-o who owns this website: ...
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