Tag: political satire
Trans Woman Unsure If JK Rowling Wants Her to Identify With Voldemort or Harry Now
CHERRY FALLS, RHODE ISLAND — Sheila Williams loves Harry Potter, and she loves the ...
Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America
CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS — Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite ...
Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to ...
Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”
The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man ...
Trump Supporters Demand Football Hall of Fame Remove Socialist Barry Sanders
The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement regarding a “deluge of calls, ...
Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR
WASHINGTON, D.C. — He doesn’t like to do it; in fact, he loathes it ...
Musk Invests $10 Million in New Water Pipe Company
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Last year, Elon Musk made headlines when he appeared ...
Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar
WASHINGTON. D.C. — President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production in part because ...
Trump Pardons Lee Harvey Oswald
NARANJO CHINGADOR, CALIFORNIA — President Donald Trump has not been ashamed to use his ...
Boy Scouts of America Moves Headquarters to Vatican City
VATICAN CITY, THE VATICAN — The Boy Scouts of America is filing for bankruptcy ...
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