Saturday, April 10, 2021

Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"
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Roy Moore and Matt Gaetz Announce 2024 Run as President and VP

"You know us; we like to get in there as early as possible."

Biden Infrastructure Plan Includes $200m For Turning Trump Golf Courses Into Public Landfills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal was already going to face stiff opposing headwinds from Congressional Republicans, and now...

McConnell: “What Idiot Gave These Corporations So Much Power in Our Political Discourse?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) has a reputation for being a steely, unemotional political combatant, even as he's driving a...

Greene Spent Easter Sunday Worshiping Her Savior and His Son, Donald Trump Jr.

Marjorie Taylor Greene spent her Easter Sunday worshiping her lord and savior like so many other right-wing American Christians did.

Now That’s She’s Been Struck By a Car, Sarah Palin Supports Crosswalks

Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin OAN this morning that she "just takes a little longer than normal people" to process and understand basic...

Gaetz to Play Woody Allen in New Biopic

Gaetz released a statement thanking Epstein Pictures for the gig, and promising to put his "blood, sweat, tears, and genitals into the role."

Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave...

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...

Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan Power Grab

"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."

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