LIfestyle August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5 by James Schlarmann
Politics August 17, 2019 August 17, 2019 Trump 2020 Campaign Will Use Flaming T’s to Help His Base Find Their Polling Station by James Schlarmann
News August 16, 2019 August 19, 2019 Greenland Asks Trump How He Can Afford to Buy Them Without a Loan from His Dad or Putin by James Schlarmann
Politics August 16, 2019 August 16, 2019 Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again” by James Schlarmann
Politics August 14, 2019 August 14, 2019 Trump Says Election Security Measures Must Include a Loyalty Pledge by James Schlarmann
News August 8, 2019 August 9, 2019 Gamestop to Start Requiring 7-Day Waiting Periods on All Violent Video Games by James Schlarmann
News August 7, 2019 August 7, 2019 Trump Promises to Write MAGA Bomber Every Day He’s in Prison by James Schlarmann
Politics August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized August 4, 2019 August 4, 2019 Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight by James Schlarmann
Entertainment August 4, 2019 August 4, 2019 Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S. by James Schlarmann
