WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) stood on the Senate floor and attempted to forestall the beginning of Martin Luther King Day by filibustering the sunrise. Sources close to Paul say that he had been planning...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Doctor Rand Paul (Q-KY) and his wife might have been in some serious hot water over allegations of insider trading, but ever the strategic thinker, Sen. Paul appears to have found a way to avoid...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for disease control is warning Americans this morning to not take any vaccine advice from "skunk-haired, anti-vaxxer morons" who also happen to be self-certified eye doctors.
"Idiots, morons, and fuckfaces come in all stripes, with...
"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might' because we have to first confirm he has anything to lobotomize."
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) clearly has it out for Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Some speculate that Sen....
Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what the hell it is despite constant attempts by some very serious folks to define it for me. I mean, call...
