Tag: Religious Right

Town Shocked to Discover Local Pious Man Actually Just Raging Hypocrite

EL OSO GRANDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — A small mountain town nestled in the mountains ...

Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s a day that many in this country thought would never ...

Conservative Christian: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘Just God Putting One In You’

CHARLESTON, W. VIRGINIA — In 2015, West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba (R) made some eyebrows ...

God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Larry “God” Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency ...

President Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA — ISIS has issued a statement this morning, congratulating Vice President ...