Saturday, October 1, 2022

Republican Party

Cruz: “Republicans Are the Party of Lincoln and That’s Why We Defend the Monuments and Flag of His Racist Enemies”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Trump's Taint) blasted Democrats for holding the hearing in the first place, and referred reporters to one of his tweets for context. "It's...

Illinois GOP Censures Abe Lincoln

STONEWALL, ILLINOIS -- The Illinois Republican Party has been on a censure-spree lately. This week, they officially condemned Rep. Adam Kinzinger, himself a Republican from Illinois, over his vote to impeach former President Tiny Hands McGee. Kinzinger is one of...

McCarthy Proposes Censuring Rep. Greene’s Crack Dealer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As House Democrats move quickly to strip her of her committee assignments, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy has brought a new proposal of a compromise to Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "I just got off the phone with Speaker...

Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

WALLACE, GEORGIA -- A man in a MAGA hat burning a cross on the lawn of his black neighbor is not a racist, he says. "You know who the real racists are? The Democrats, that's who," the man tells us...

Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump  held a rally recently, and while the next presidential election is still well over a year away, his campaign took the time to unveil their new slogan for the 2020 election cycle. "Make The...

Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's third smartest son intends to assert two legal privileges when he testifies before the Senate Intelligence Committee, under oath, in the near future.  //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Donald Trump Jr., the second...

Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope of the 2018 mid-term election results, has sent a "high urgency, bigly important" notice to outgoing Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI), demanding that...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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