Thursday, June 1, 2023


Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan Power Grab

"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."

Tom Cotton Says Democrat Votes Should Only Be Worth Three-Fifths of Republican Votes

The panic seems to have set in with Republicans because throughout the states.

Matt Gaetz Blows .18 on Breathalyzer After Barging Into Closed Door Impeachment Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shortly after he and several other Congressional Republicans broke into a closed door impeachment hearing, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) was administered a breathalyzer and reportedly the results revealed a blood-alcohol content of .18. In most states,...

Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before We Impeach Joe Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that he "absolutely does not and will not ever" support the impeachment of President Donald J. Trump. "Look, I don't care if he shoots my mother on 5th Avenue. I...

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give President Donald Trump a "beejer in the Oval Office," provided that's what it will take for Congressional Republicans to support impeaching President Donald Trump. // (adsbygoogle =...

Most Americans Still Unclear Where Benghazi Is

America -- Despite Republican successes in national and local elections in the past six years, and a persistent media campaign in largely Right Wing news outlets,  most Americans are still unclear where the hell Benghazi is. Even after several Congressional hearings trying to...

Study: Trump Supporters 87% More Likely To Go Blind/Kill Kittens

Palo Alto, CA -- A 3-month study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has revealed that Trump supporters have an 87% higher likelihood of going blind and killing kittens than the control group. The study, which was co-sponsored...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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