SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC -- In a shocking blow to the country, it is rumored that Rush Limbaugh's will left out his favorite Dominican past time: Underage prostitutes.
Victoria Smelling, a leading black market travel agent, had been dealing with...
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Ronald Crabtree, a low level Oxycontin street dealer, sits in a second hand LazyBoy recliner, shuffling through a Rolodex.
"This one here. I've got stories about him," Crabtree tells us. " Lets just say this guy...
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United States have disavowed “God” after He cancelled Rush Limbaugh.
A statement, released by God’s assistant Jermaine, reads in part “…there just comes a time where you...
Lung Cancer shocked the carcinogenic community today when it revealed what it called a "truly devastating diagnosis." At a press conference earlier today, Lung Cancer announced that it had recently been diagnosed with Advanced Rush Limbaugh. Fighting back tears,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump have been, at long last, delivered to the Senate. There, the trial to either convict or acquit the president on two charges -- one of abuse of...
