Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...
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Cruz: “Republicans Are the Party of Lincoln and That’s Why We Defend the Monuments and Flag of His Racist Enemies”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Trump's Taint) blasted Democrats for holding the...

Bush Apologizes for Not Turning Off Bathroom Light or Afghanistan War When He Left the White House

CRAWFORD, TEXAS -- Last week, President Joe Biden shocked many on the Hill when he announced that, after nearly 20 years, the Afghanistan War...

Fauci Gives Jordan Proctologist Referral So His Head Can Be Safely Pulled Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite clashing earlier during a congressional hearing, Dr. Anthony Fauci has reportedly given a referral to Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-Gym Showers)...

AOC Suggests Greene ‘Punch Her Own Weight’ and Debate a Potato Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on Twitter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) challenged Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) to a "debate on the Green New Deal." In...

Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’

Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused this morning when she was asked about President Joe Biden's decision to end...

Palin Says It’s Time for Boebert and Greene to Return the Brain Cell She Let Them Borrow

"I guess I just forgot how much rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, true blue patriotic conservative thought can be done with a single brain cell."

New Study: The More You Talk About Stolen Elections, The Lower Your IQ

The National Institute of Researching Shit has released the results of a new study they conducted beginning on November 4th, 2020, and concluding on...

Roy Moore and Matt Gaetz Announce 2024 Run as President and VP

"You know us; we like to get in there as early as possible."

Biden Infrastructure Plan Includes $200m For Turning Trump Golf Courses Into Public Landfills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal was already going to face stiff opposing headwinds from Congressional Republicans, and now...

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