News December 18, 2018 January 30, 2019 Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining December 11, 2018 December 11, 2018 Trump Hotels Will Start Offering Fine Smocked Salmon and Other Meats Starting in 2019 by James Schlarmann
News December 5, 2018 December 5, 2018 Former President George Bush Reassured Several Times He’s Not Dead Yet by James Schlarmann
Entertainment November 28, 2018 November 28, 2018 Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network” by James Schlarmann
Politics November 21, 2018 November 21, 2018 Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions by James Schlarmann
News October 23, 2018 October 23, 2018 Huckabee Sanders Wonders If Bomb At Soros Home ‘Really As Bad’ As Her Being Shouted At In Public by James Schlarmann
Business October 10, 2018 October 10, 2018 Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit by James Schlarmann
Politics October 7, 2018 January 6, 2019 Hungover Kavanaugh Asks If Oath Still Counts If He Was Blacked Out While Taking It by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining, LIfestyle October 3, 2018 October 3, 2018 White Woman Already Shitting Pure Pumpkin Spice by James Schlarmann
News September 26, 2018 September 26, 2018 Racist, Lying Little Man With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan That Pays Women To Pee On Him While He Fantasizes About Fucking His Own Daughter Can’t Understand Why Anyone Would Laugh At Him by James Schlarmann
