Religion April 1, 2020 April 1, 2020 Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance March 31, 2020 March 31, 2020 Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved by James Schlarmann
News March 28, 2020 March 28, 2020 CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer by James Schlarmann
Local News March 25, 2020 March 25, 2020 Local Cannibal Experiencing COVID-19 Panic by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 23, 2020 March 23, 2020 Parents Wonder When Kids Will Finally Thank Them for Gift of a Fleeting, Worthless Existence by James Schlarmann
Science March 19, 2020 March 19, 2020 WHO Strongly Cautions Against Human Centipedes of More Than 7 People by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 18, 2020 March 18, 2020 Local Perv Weighs Risk of Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine to Watch You Shower Anyway by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 16, 2020 March 16, 2020 Local Woman Totally Judging What’s In Your Coronavirus Quarantine Preparation Shopping Cart by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle March 14, 2020 March 14, 2020 Report: People Were Socially Distancing Themselves From You Way Before Coronavirus by James Schlarmann
Entertainment March 13, 2020 March 13, 2020 Postponed Coachella Will Now Offer $1200 Boutique Coronavirus Testing Tent by James Schlarmann
