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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Trump's Taint) blasted Democrats for holding the...

CRAWFORD, TEXAS -- Last week, President Joe Biden shocked many on the Hill when he announced that, after nearly 20 years, the Afghanistan War...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite clashing earlier during a congressional hearing, Dr. Anthony Fauci has reportedly given a referral to Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-Gym Showers)...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on Twitter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) challenged Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) to a "debate on the Green New Deal." In...

Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused this morning when she was asked about President Joe Biden's decision to end...

"I guess I just forgot how much rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, true blue patriotic conservative thought can be done with a single brain cell."

The National Institute of Researching Shit has released the results of a new study they conducted beginning on November 4th, 2020, and concluding on...

"You know us; we like to get in there as early as possible."

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal was already going to face stiff opposing headwinds from Congressional Republicans, and now...