Thursday, December 8, 2022

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Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices

https://youtu.be/82gpfpt0yXE In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties of his job description. Namely, Biden has confided in aides that he is quite unhappy about the...

Ukraine Government Designates Dead Russian Soldiers as Gender Neutral Public Bathrooms

https://youtu.be/Xfx3tKrDDo8 While Ukraine is under siege from an illegal occupying Russian military, life for its citizens has changed drastically and dramatically, in an extraordinarily short amount of time. One way that day to life may have changed is in the availability...

Greene Hopeful Her Voice Won’t Be Hoarse or Horsey During State of the Union Response

Tonight, President Joe Biden will deliver his first State of the Union address. Last year, in the wake of the Trump Steaks of Insurrections, Biden gave a speech to a joint session of Congress, but not a State of the...

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

https://youtu.be/dOrOCHMIB44 Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when it comes to his desk that will ban the discussion of sexual orientation or identity in the Sunshine State's classrooms. The bill, dubbed the "Don't...

Cruz: “Does Joe Biden Really Plan to Go Four Years Not Rage Tweeting About Cable News Ratings?”

https://youtu.be/G8vShObw0t4 An angry Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) took to the Senate floor today and blasted President Joe Biden. The idea that Cruz would criticize the president publicly is likely not shocking to many; he's a Republican and Biden is a...

Don Jr: “There’s No Censorship on Truth Social As Long As You Lie About Daddy”

https://youtu.be/TZO-A5WqPBE It's no big secret -- pro-MAGA conservatives have absolutely had it with the major social media platforms. Hardly a day goes by without someone on the far-right complaining that they're being silenced or censored by "Big Tech," and perhaps...

Super Bowl Halftime Show Makes Tomi Lahren’s Head Literally Explode

https://youtu.be/mcDgmJdbVUo Authorities on the scene have indicated that, despite initial concerns, Tomi Lahren -- Fox News contributing white supremacist -- will likely make a full and complete recovery, despite her head literally exploding last night. "Shortly after the the NFL's Super...

Ivanka: “Daddy’s Not Potty Trained Well Enough to Flush Documents Down the Toilet”

https://youtu.be/N9zEZpTXCO0 Reports and allegations that former, one term, twice permanently impeached, defeated President Donald J. Trump would go so far as to actually eat documents he wished to destroy are "cat-a-ma-gorically false-ish," according to one woman who might know better...

Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida

TALAHASSE, FLORIDUH -- You would be hard-pressed to find a politician who professes his love of liberty and freedom of speech more than Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL). DeSantis loves liberty so much that his administration's COVID-19 prevention strategy has...

Boebert Gives Up Right to Vote, Bear Arms, & Hold Office Because the Constitution Never Changes

"The Constitution is not evolving. To say that spits in the face of every single one of our founders." - Congressdumb Lauren Boebert (Q-CO), via Twitter WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's unclear when, but at some point in the next several...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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