Thursday, December 8, 2022

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Hungover Kavanaugh Asks If Oath Still Counts If He Was Blacked Out While Taking It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bleary-eyed, disheveled looking Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was seen entering the national archives this morning, a look of concern in his eyes. Sources close to the situation say the newest member of the country's...

Racist, Lying Little Man With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan That Pays Women To Pee On Him While He Fantasizes About...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Trump just doesn't understand why anyone would ever laugh at his expense, sources close to the most powerful man in the free world, but he won't rest until he finds out why. "Why did...

Ivanka Trump Refutes Key Details Of Stormy Daniels Tell-All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Adult film star Stormy Daniels made enormous waves on social and traditional media this week when her new tell-all book, Full Disclosure, was released for early review to the press and very specific, salacious descriptions within the book...

Asshole Really Wants To Give You His Asshole Opinion

FARDING BEUTH HOLE, WISCONSIN -- Kevin Rickerdellia is a straight-up asshole, has a bunch of asshole opinions, and will not stop until you've heard every single syllable of every single goddamned one of them. "It's a free country isn't it?...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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