Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Texas

I’m in Florida. My Cousin’s in Tennessee. We’re Moving to TX to Protect Our Baby From Groomers.

The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year old resident of Lake Shitass, Florida. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pesghetti, and only those of Mr. Pesghetti. They do not necessarily reflect...

Cold Texas Temperatures Signal It’s Time for Dodos to Fly South to Cancun

https://youtu.be/0EMaY4zQXEc As it gets colder in the Lone Star State, its dodo population starts to migrate south to Cancun. It's a phenomenon that has only very recently been noticed by zoologists. We recently spoke to one of the country's leading biologists...

Texas Man’s Jizz Sock Reports Him to Abortion Tip Line

CARGA DE BOLAS, TEAXS --When Gov. Greg Abbott signed Texas' new draconian abortion restriction into law last week, it's not very likely that he could have foreseen a case like this one. "Look, did I wanna report Chuck? Of course...

Texas Opens Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

ATWOOD COUNTY, TEXAS-- The State of Texas has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons. "Here in Texas we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban," State Rep....

TX Governor Signs Law Affirming Life Begins at Erection

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Gov. Greg Abbott (Q-TX) signed a law today that makes seeking or obtaining an abortion after the point of erection illegal. "It is with great pride, and a solemn commitment to protecting the life of the unborn...

Texas Gov. Signs Bill Requiring Texans to Remove Their Masks and Tongue Kiss a Covid Patient

The law also contains a provision that forces Democrats to get "666" tattoos from unmasked, covid positive tattoo artists.
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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