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Trump Jr. Not Invited to Thanksgiving With President or Man Who Thinks He’s Still President

LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- Donald Trump Jr. will not be having Thanksgiving dinner with either the current president, or the man who believes he is still president, according to several sources with knowledge of the situation. It would have been...

Trump Pressured DOJ to Sue Biden’s Blue States for Hurting His Feelings

Details of the days leading up to and following the 2020 presidential election are still trickling in. Perhaps to not many people's surprise, the public has learned that the man who lost the election had an extremely tough time...

Mike Lindell Drops Fox News Ads to Promote MyPillow at Gun Shows and Klan Rallies Instead

Mike Lindell is still feuding with Fox News, angry that the conservative cable news network refuses to allow him to use their platform to spread his conspiracy theories about the 2020 presidential election. The founder and CEO of MyPillow...

New Study: The More You Talk About Stolen Elections, The Lower Your IQ

The National Institute of Researching Shit has released the results of a new study they conducted beginning on November 4th, 2020, and concluding on March 31st, 2021. What the NIRS found, according to its Chief Research Officer, is that...

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before the 2016 presidential race, Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks had never been the subject of discussion, let alone debate. However, during that campaign, then-candidate...

Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

Recently, our sister publication Alternative Facts published a story we just had to share with you all. It concerns President Trump -- the outgoing, lame duck, one term, permanently impeached commander in chief -- and how close to the White House...

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”

FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA -- Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of a handful of elected Republicans who openly embraces the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. This means that, among other things, the Georgia native believes that the Democratic Party is a...

Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter what President Donald J. Trump's effort to overturn the 2020 election got a shot in the arm from the junior Senator from Missouri. In a tweet, Sen. Josh Hawley,...

Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much doubt since just a couple of days after votes started to be counted. Because some states were forbidden by laws enacted by Republican officials, mail-in votes...

Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest

The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least popular president of all time, is having a hard time coping with the fact that he lost a popularity contest last month. Word on the Hill is that...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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