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Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Aura Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered A**hole!”

CHAKRA FALLS, IDAHO -- Before her appearance on the debate stage last night, it's likely that most Americans had absolutely no idea that author Marianne Williamson was running for president. They might not have known she was a Democrat,...

David Avocado Wolfe Clinging to Life After Accidental Crystal Chakra Overdose

AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World's Most Enlightened and Wizened Man, David "Avocado" Wolfe is in critical but stable condition following what appears to...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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